disputeronomy

From the Book of Disputeronomy –

Fall on thine knees and make obsequious obedience unto the Wholly State of Greater Israel. Thou shalt do exactly that or thou shalt find thine shamefully uncovered ass vexed with plagues of boils and hands on searches by Transportation Security Agency. Whether thine shall be in airport or not.

Fall prone in the dust/dirt at the passing of Imperial United States Senators. Thou are not of the Imperial Senatorial cut and therefore are unworthy of nothing more than paying thine taxes. Which are of course divinely inspired by the God of Largesse.

Remember the Holocaust® to keep it profitable and lest thine ever forget, Jews own all rights and trademark to Holocaust® merchandizing and the Armenians need to shuteth the fuck up. The Armenians are wholly without merit in all Holocaust® litigations, copyright infringements, and pissing off the Ottoman Turks. So let it be written and so let it be done and not undone.

Man shall leave his female progenitor and crack wise unto his male progenitor and cleaveth unto the woman of choice or decided upon by familial links to procreate and make with the divine jiggy so that the obedient species shall be fruitful and multiplying unto a state of divine profitability UNLESS the ‘man’ shall have different feelings, inclinations, gender confusions, sexualized orientations, or time enough to wait for Supreme Court decisions as to what may in fact be what. Or otherwise. Or whom. Whom?

Be wary of the money changers that harbor in the bowels of political process. The evil doers do not the service of the Wholly Divine and are in fact, suspect. Kochsuckers are by their very nature unclean and therefore needeth to be kept outside the village, parish, neighborhood domicile, and American politics.

Be advised that is entirely okie-dokie with God Ahmight to use one’s head for other than a place to hang thine hat. Think it through people or forever dwelleth in the world of darkness.

Ta-ta for now.

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friday or not

Weekend! Everyone can stand down. Take a break, take a breath, count your blessings, and let the serious crap go. For now.

America can ‘rejoice’ that the Imperial US Senate has delivered unto us a brammy new Attorney General. Go easy into that good night Eric Holder and don’t let the door hit you on your obsequious ass. Good job Sen. Itchy.

America’s el Presidenté did have some cold water tossed rather rudely on his ‘assassination’ campaign but shoot, can’t be killing those icky darn terroristas without killing a few innocents. Collateral damage.

Anyway, it’s toon time –

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worship

The bible-bangers, the jebus jesters, the evangelical christian taliban, and our lady of the batshit crazy Michele Bachmann are worshipping the ‘god of war’. Of course the dummies don’t see it that way and therefore fall into the ‘Jonestown’ category of heresy.

Here’s a link to Bachmann’s latest religious euphoriasm –

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/michele-bachmann-obama-is-rushing-us-toward-doomsday-but-well-meet-jesus-sooner/

Bachmann is way overdue for a comprehensive psychiatric examination. By a board certified psychiatrist of course. That rule should apply across the spectrum for America’s christian taliban. They are a nasty bunch to say the least. But the crazy freaks are in solidarity clamoring for war on Iran, on Syria, and on Russia. I probably should include the war on black/brown Americans. Paramilitary Gestapo assaulting citizens of color seems to be something close to en vogue.

Anyway, the christian “soldiers” seem unable to come to grips with the notion that they’ve abandoned the ‘Jesus’ of the bible and have embraced the ‘god of this world’ in blind obedience, However if you ask them about their inconsistent “christianity”, the fools get offensive and refuse to reason. Period.

Oh well, what are you gonna do…

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who’s your monty

America is being goaded into a war with Iran. By radicalized Republicon obfuscation, by Israel first congressional obsequious obedience to Binyamin Netanyahu, by hubristic delusions that the “next war” can actually be won, or whatever insane rationale is being used by Obama regime to justify human slaughter, our world is being prepared for a bloodbath.

Post humanitarian intervention Libya is a killing field that garners very little journalism scrutiny. However there are boat loads of Libyan refugees drowning off the coast of Italy and there is little doubt about that.

There is one nasty bloodletting in Yemen with the Saudis facilitating wholesale human carnage. The US is right there providing aid and material support to Saudi terrorism and the US Navy is positioning Navy ships damn close to Yemen to, hopefully, provoke the Iranians. You see the Iranians have been providing aid to the suffering Yemenis and the US can’t be a having that now can we.

Mr. Phillip Giraldi has authored up some excellent exegesis on the matter and here’s a link to his wisdom –

http://www.unz.com/article/war-and-religion/

Here’s another link to the US positioning Navy ships off Yemen –

http://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2015/04/20/us-warship-heads-to-yemeni-waters-to-block-iranian-weapons

The USNews offers NO credible reports or intel that Iran is providing anything other than humanitarian aid to Yemen.

Don’t believe the hype, histrionics, hysteria, or propaganda offered by US government regarding Iran, Yemen, Syria, Libya, Palestine, or Ukraine.

The Obama regime is lying their warmongering asses off. But the Obama freaks are deep in “diplomacy” with Iran so there you go.

One more military misstep by Obama regime and we’ll all be able to embrace a nuclear afterglow by about sunset.

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king james virgins

I think that the religios have it all wrong. The big 3 religios of course. Jews, christians, and those darn suspicious Mooselims.

Everybody (in US government and the really important religios) says “we” can’t be a trusting those darn suspicious Mooselims. Why, the New York Times says “we” can’t be a trusting those darn suspicious Mooselims and the Washington WhorePost says “we” can’t be a trusting those darn suspicious Mooselims and Time and FauxNews and even Pills Limbaugh says “we” can’t be a trusting those darn suspicious Mooselims.

There you go.

Anyway, the problematic problem with the big 3 religios is what “they” use as ‘scripture’. The Jew texts were written in biblical Hebrew. I learned that in a theology class I took way back in the day. The christian texts were written in Aramaic and biblical Greek. According to preeminent and scholarly theology translation guys.

Does anyone speak Aramaic these days?

The darn suspicious Mooselim text is written in Arabic. Yeah that’s problematic no doubt.

So the problem is, at least for 2/3’s of the religios, they depend on translations. By some translation scholar that may or may not be running a personal agenda or personal bias due to religio affiliation.

Today’s hyper-hysterical evangelical christian taliban’s entire claim to fame and theology premises are based on translations. The histrionically dogmatic are basing their beliefs, world views, bigotry, and claims to US history on translations of the “scriptures” that may or may not be accurate.

The crazy fuckers are skating on some thin ice. Translated thin ice.

What if the freaks have their entire belief system wrong? The question is wholly plausible.

Who decides what is ‘official’ and accurate when it comes to deep thinking theology issues?

Deep theology issues such as the nature of God. Given the shaky beginnings of, oh say Genesis, the religios are hard pressed to explain glaring inconsistencies. Where did the women come from that married the sons of “Adam?” Remembering of course that ‘in the beginning’ there was an Adam and an Eve and they had Cain, Abel, and NO daughters get listed in Genesis.

Are we talking incest here?

I think that Genesis is metaphor. As would be most of what passes as scripture in all the big 3 religios.

It is entirely possible and wholly credible that the religios missed the boat by about a country mile. You know, what “god” was suggesting that people believe in.

I’m just saying theologically and possibly existentially. Cause IF the religios have got it wrong, well, that changes everything.

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