it’s all greek to somebody

The United States Department of Agriculture has granted an exclusive contract to Chobani to provide ‘greek yogurt’ to public schools all across the America. As a “meat substitute” so the kiddies can grub up some ‘meat’ pretending itself to be yogurt.

I swear to Zeus, you can’t make this shit up.

Yogurt as meat substitute. You’d think that the USDA would know better. Yogurt is in actual fact a rather snot-like substance heavily laden with sugar. Good old American white refined sugar. Read their label.

How exactly in the blessed bowels of Jebus the USDA would determine yogurt to be a meat substitute remains an unanswered question put to USDA. Yes, the USDA has been asked that very question and the USDA has gone eerily silent.

Hey you greasy fucks, which bend-over bureaucrat at USDA took the payola from Chobani?

Oh yes and here’s a link to this latest insane outrage courtesy of Obama regime –

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/chobani-greek-yogurt-to-be-meat-substitute-in-school-lunches/

Give the budding darlings a heavy dose of sugar at school, hmmm, that seems a genius government plan if ever there was a genius government plan. Yogurt? As meat?

Of course we live in postmodern sheep-esque Amerika and shit passes for shinola, Amerika is free, living is easy, and yogurt is meat. What the hell, the kids won’t know the difference between a hamburger and a cup filled with sugared snot. Damn, doesn’t that sound simply yummy?

I don’t care for yogurt but that’s just me. Either way, yogurt is NOT meat nor is yogurt even close to being a “meat substitute.”

The United States Department of Agriculture needs to be carpet-bombed out of existence. That the USDA would green-light a scam like this to be perpetrated on America’s children is egregious if not damnably evil. Probably both.

The current Secretary of Agriculture is Tom Vilsack and Vilsack rhymes with meat sack. Ergo, meat sack Vilsack is a capitulating meathead. I wonder what Vilsack’s cut of the Chobani contract adds up to in actual USD…

Asshole!

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clowns

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I get so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
There’s clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Lose control, yeah, I’m all over the place,
There’s clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Oh well you started off with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
(yeah you are)
And your friends, they all come callin’,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please…. Please…..
(Come on)

Well I’m tryin’ to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
There’s clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
But and your friends, they all come callin’,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please…. Please…..

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
Well I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
One more time
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you.

words no music by Stealers Wheel (Gerry Rafferty, Joe Egan)

Graffix no music –

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then as the ‘new’ now

“We must exterminate these people root and branch… the homosexual must be eliminated.”…Heinrich Himmler

That is the underlying message delivered to America by Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, and Alito. You know, the Supreme Court jerk-offs that figure their beliefs are superior and sacrosanct. That is the underlying message delivered to America by the 14 Republican clowns pretending to the presidential throne that rules our America. That is the underlying message delivered to Americans by pulpits all across our ‘amber waves of pain’.

Third Reich nation stood in silent obedience to abject murder. Torture and worse. Homosexuals, Jews, Roma, Communists, dissidents, and anyone not in favor with the Nazis were exterminated. Today is not so different. Not really. The Roberts ‘gang of four’ would gladly exterminate gays and lesbians rather than grant gays and lesbians equal rights. The Roberts ‘gang of four’ said as much in their raving “dissents” from the other five Supremes that were capable of reason.

Same sex marriage is now the law of our American land. Heterosexual marriage is still the law of our land. Not one single American state can deem otherwise.

Of course in these our postmodern times, “law” is an ethereal notion and does not apply equally across our board. The Texas AG has ordered that Texas county clerks can defy federal law and refuse to issue marriage certificates to anyone Texas county clerks might decide is unworthy or sufficiently lacking in heterosexual credentials. Golly, that seems inherently discriminatory. Bigoted for sure.

“We must exterminate these people root and branch…” Chief Justice John Glover Roberts

There it is…

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the gāy disciples of jebus

The Supreme Court’s ‘gang of four’ meat-headed juris-pruds and that would be Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, and Alito, issued “dissents” to the Supreme ruling that granted equal rights to gay and lesbian Americans. It is entirely possible that for ‘transgendered’ Americans, they’ve still got a long road to hoe.

The “same-sex” ruling is about equal rights and that’s ALL the ruling is about. It is perfectly acceptable to heap derisive indignation on ‘conservatives’ and all other demagogues that feel somehow their “rights” have been violated.

No one is demanding that Catholics change the way their religion defines marriage within the confines of Catholic dogma. Same applies to Baptistas, Calvinistas, Methodistas, Mormonites, Pentacostalistas, and/or the disciples of John ‘israel first’ Hagee.

The Supreme’s ruling gives equal standing to gays and lesbians to marry. The same standing that applies to any American wanting to enter into the confines of marriage. I think that’s all gays and lesbians wanted all along. To be treated the same as any American. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.

But demagogues, Republican contenders for the Office of POTUS, Sucker Carlson, and the paid infotainment media “pundits” are fixated on the “outrage” that is the Supreme’s ruling of Friday last.

Much ado about absolutely nothing.

Anyway, the Supreme ‘gang of four’ authored “dissents” that border on the ludicrous if not wholly treasonous and stupid. Here’s a link to an apt rendering of Supreme bias and intolerance –

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/27/did-dissenting-justices-suggest-treason.html

The Supreme’s ‘gang of four’ are overtly concerned with sodomy, interracial marriage, quasi-state’s rights bullshit, men touching pee-pees with other men although the 4 Supreme’s seem accepting of woman-on-woman sex and doesn’t that just figure, and an intractable ability for living in the past. Back to the Dark Ages goddamnit and the ‘other’ five Supremes are assholes.

Roberts and his “conservative justice” pals are histrionic if not pouty and whiney. Roberts vacillates like a spinning top, Scalia whips himself regularly and that seems enough behavioral aberration to get the freak impeached. Scalia is one of those Opus Day-oh goofs. Thomas, the justice that has NEVER asked a question concerning any case before the Supreme Court bench EVER, mimics Justice Whippy Scalia. Then we have Mumbles Alito pulling caboose and echoing irrational 19th century Victorianism.

Welcome to the 21st Century everybody. Someone should grab the Roberts’ side of the Supreme Court and instruct them providentially, we’ve entered a new century and change is inevitable. Get over it Supreme bitches and join a new day. Our world moves on…

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corporate clownism

goddamn the corporate clowns

humorless greedy vampires

sucking up the little that remains for

we of lesser advantage

disadvantaged or no advantage whatsoever

corporate clowns would screech their screed

buy the illusion and mortgage your soul

you’ll be happy for a while

the kids will be entertained

momentarily

use your plastic

pay on delay

don’t bother yourselves with rates

minimum payment is all you’re required

to fork over and over

and over

then again

then again and

juggle your payments and

keep your toys

for now

mickey d’s and the movies

tinkerbelled ad infinitum

video crap and hip hoppy rap

social media monstrosity

corporate clowns do love your money but

not necessarily you

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