Happy birthday to Abe.
Abe Lincoln of course.
It’s true. Today is Abe Lincoln’s birthday and had the man not been shot in the head, well, he’d be 207 years old today. Provided of course Mr. Lincoln hadn’t died of natural causes or some other social anomaly.
In prototypical amerikan fashion, ‘real’ amerikans should go out and buy a new car or furniture or whatever useless crap is on sale at the IKEA.
I think IKEA is out of Sweden. Nothing speaks volumes about dead amerikan presidents like crap from Sweden.
There’re dead women in Walmart parking lots. Yup. Here’s the curiously bizarre link –
Woman had been dead inside her car in a Salinas, California Walmart parking lot for months. That figures.
The Walmart brain-trust is currently working on an advertising scheme that will encourage amerikans to shop Walmart and have a safe place to cack all in one shopping experience.
Shop til you drop!
Happy birthday Abe. Oh yes and by the way, you’ll NOT recognize the place. Amerika has changed a bit since you took that bullet to the head…