fairly tales

once upon a time

in a fantasy not so far away

a put upon peasantry endured

political bullshit that piled high upon

their peasant villages and towns and

stank like nobody’s business

so…

the peasants being fed up and had enough and

shit like that there

came together as a boisterous mob and

set upon the two candidates running for the office of

potus and

after falling rather rudely on

the two candidates running for the office of

potus

the boisterous mob dragged the aforementioned

two candidates running for the office of

potus

up a locally somewhat convenient mountain top

AND…

after stripping the two candidates running for the office of

potus

naked

well,

the boisterous mob tied the two candidates running for the office of

potus

to a tree and

left them there.

you see…

the rather boisterous mob certainly could have

beat the crap out of the candidates or

set them on fire

or

shot them in their rather empty heads

or

even worse than that

BUT…

the boisterous mob of outraged peasants simply

left the freaks tied to a tree to

rot.

the end.

friday fairly tales with a modicum of current relevance.

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