guns!

Yes guns. All across the Amerika nimrods, crackers, rednecks, nazis, crazy fuckers, Lutherans, Evangelical Taliban, nuns, the sons of nuns, mothers, brothers, sisters, misters, fisters, pedophile skeet shooters, and Republicons of just about all flavors are conjoined at the hip to their guns.

Guns won the West. Well you know, after the ‘cavalry’ shot to death most of America’s original indigenous people.

Genocide?

Oh yeah…

Guns are the weapon of choice for postal workers having gone postal. Guns are the weapon of choice for crazy freaks going to the movies. Guns are the weapon of choice for lone wolf Connecticut kids leveling the playing field at the local school.

Did you know that coming up here real soon, you’ll get to see Killery Clinton out in some nondescript Nebraska corn field hunting pheasants with a shotgun. Larry the Cable Guy will be “guiding” the Madame Killery killing pheasants. Appropriately propagandistic of course.

Every last Amerikan standing has a “constitutional” right to own a gun. The NRA says that every last Amerikan standing has a “constitutional” right to own and operate a gun.

Here’s a link to a beauty. Yes, this is a legally obtainable ‘gun’. Link –

http://www.anzioironworks.com/MAG-FED-20MM-RIFLE.htm

God Ahmighty anoints it and the Southern Baptist Convention concurs, every last Amerikan standing has “constitutional” right to own a gun. Use that gun whenever necessary and/or otherwise. Carry it to church. Carry it to work. Carry that gun to the store and shoot the roller-headed lady at point blank range for trying to gank your pork chops.

Why, the Son of Man sports a really fine Glock 9mm with pearl handle grips. If you think that I’m kidding about Jesus and his Glock 9mm with pearl handle grips, well, just you ask Chris Langer, a firearms instructor and barbecue restaurant owner from Wisconsin.

You’ll of course remember Wisconsin. Home of the Green Bay Packers and one Scott Walker? Republicon wannabee, soon to be presidential candidate, and ‘gun’ aficionado? Yeah that Wisconsin.

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