Accept no substitutes. The 5th day of May is the real Cinco de Mayo.
Drink tequila. Mas tequila. Real hecho en México tequila. Blanco tequila. Just like it comes out the still. El Tesoro or Cazadores or Herradura or Hornitos.
Do NOT drink Cuervo.
Eat real Mexican food. Not the industrial crap that comes from Chipotle’s or 3 Amigos or El Pollo Latino or tex-mex from any eatery in Ozona, Texas.
Your local mom and pop taqueria is generally the real deal and on Cinco de Mayo you’ll want the real deal.
I would suggest the #14 Green from Los Robertos. Get the corn tortillas. Soul food and damn fine soul food at that.
Remember that if it wasn’t for Mexico, you wouldn’t have an avacado worth a squat. PARTIDO ENCENDIDO!
Remember that if it wasn’t for Mexico, the cracker bigots in Maricopastan wouldn’t have a thing to get all wound up over.
You see when the cracker bigots in Maricopastan aren’t harassing Latinos, all they have to do is sexualize children. Can we all say cracker pedophilia?
Say… does the Obama eat tacos al pastor?