blow shit up – receive nobel piece price

The Pope is in Amerika. Wow. The Pope gave a speech before a joint session of Congress. Wow. The Pope’s speech went right over the heads of the self important members of Congress. Figures.

By the by, the Pope’s speech to Congress was addressed to the Amerikan people and not to members of Congress.

Yes, I watched the Pope’s speech. Historic and there is very little doubt about that.

I like this Pope and nope, I am not Catholic.

Vlad Putin is in Amerika. Wow. Xi Jinping is in Amerika. Wow.

It’s General Assembly Week at the United Nations in New York City. There are global movers, shakers, war criminals, psychophants, gophers, poseurs, and pretenders to thrones wherever in the NYC for GAW@UNNYC. You see, New York City is where the United Nations is headquartered. I think the UN would be better off in say Geneva, Switzerland but that’s just me. I’m sure that New Yorkers simply adore playing host to diplomatic delegations from every dang backwater berg on this Island Earth. You see diplomats enjoy diplomatic immunity and are therefore free to act as stupid as their black little diplomatic hearts can imagine. With immunity, go figure.

The Pope will pontificate to the UN on Friday. Say, that’s today. The Pope will then head to Philly for a cheesesteak and mass for sadly pathetic fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. You see the Eagles will need pontifical intervention to finish out an already lost season. The Philadelphia Eagles are actually worse than, oh say, the Washington Redskins. You see the Washington Redskins lost the Thursday night football game with the New York football Giants. Yes, that is biblically prophetic.

Did you know that Roger Goodell, who just so happens to be the “official” NFL commissioner, tried to get an ‘audience’ with the Pope and the Pope told Goodell to “piss off,  get yourself right with the Paraclete of Kaborka, and leave me alone.” I like this Pope for any number of reasons that are purely personal.

The Paraclete of Kaborka, that’s funny all by itself.

I’m glad I don’t live anywhere near New York City. The commute would be an absolute nightmare.


One thought on “blow shit up – receive nobel piece price

  1. My brain is officially on hiatus until December 27, when the consumer palooza pauses for a few weeks.
    About popepalooza, when does his pope propeller fly him elsewhere?
    Accused of watching and participating in the torture of his fellow Jesuits he should surely visit the School of the Americas (renamed but teaching torture techniques is still the same).
    It is queer to have all these bigwigs in same vacinity at same time — so convenient for those in favor of regime changes by assassination for a new world disorder.

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