The Donald Trumpf Wins Soup-For-Tuesday!
Big bold screaming headlines announce much ado about nothing.
Killary Sweeps Bernie!
Campaign Is Over – AmeriKKKa loses!
The punditry is foaming at the mouth and according to sentiments expressed by ABCBSCNNBCMSNBC and of course FauxNews, the amerikan people should be weaping bitter tears while wearing sackcloth and rolling in the ashes of media burning.
Even amerika’s turd-blossom, the renowned asshole that shilled for Buckaroo Bush the interminable Karl Rove, is a worrying serious worry that Trumpf can’t be stopped.
The Trumpf most certainly can be stopped. The good old fashioned amerikan way, assassination. A bullet to the head was certainly good enough for John F. Kennedy so, what the hell is the Republican establishment waiting for. I’m just saying…
The Trumpf is exactly what the Republicans deserve. The Madame Clinton is exactly what the Democraps deserve. Whatever the eventual outcome may in fact be, that outcome will be exactly what the amerika deserves.
Oh yes and by the by, the genocidal freaks at the controls of US/NATO are raining bomb blasting death on the Afghaniscam, Iraq, Libya, Syria, and of course Yemen. The murderously insane US/NATO motherfuckers are still about the business of illegal rendition, detention, torture, and crimes against humanity that are so inhumanely egregious, well, future war crimes tribunals will be shocked into admitting that “damn, we may have waited too long.”
Apartheid Israel continues their murderous wholesale assault on Palestinians with the full support and provided cover of the United States of AmeriKKKa. The amerikan taxpayer footing the tab for Israeli crimes against Palestinian humanity.
Coup d’état Ukraine is edging closer to a ‘final solution’ as the proxy lunatics installed by Vicky Nuland and the Obomber regime are threatening to “invade Crimea” and take back what rightfully belongs to Russia from Russia and enforce Ukrainian will by force of arms. The actual reality would be, should Ukraine even so much as blink wrong at Crimea, well, the Russians will be enjoying Ukrainian finger food in downtown Kiev. Europe will explode in US/NATO flames and Syrian migrants will no longer be a problem for the Euros.
So whomever “wins” the Office of POTUS come November next, well, the dumbass will inherit a plateful of fish guts and misery that the ‘winner’ will be unable to effectively deal with and our precious Planet Earth will continue it’s downward spiral to summary destruction and there you go.
Meanwhile and back on the Mormon Homeworld, Salt Lake City’s Blue Mongoes executed a 17 year old black kid for whacking some guy with a broomstick. Cops executing black kids is the “new normal” in AmeriKKKa and NOT A GODDAMN THING CHANGES! Ever.
However, Soup-For-Tuesday was a ringing success and isn’t that how it should be. AmeriKKKa’s infotainment media outlets need something, anything, to wax hysterical about and so it goes.